Saturday, December 22, 2007

Sleeeaze Baaaaaag!

I know this is going to seem like a lame post (so I will apologise now, Sorry!) but I have been told that I have to post my favourite crushes of the past year...
Supply & demand yadda yadda yadda....
This isn't strictly limited to musicians though, so I can choose whoever the hell I wish...

One month ago I turned 22 and realised that I still behave like I am 15 (hence this post)...
Soooo in 2007 some randomer who stars in a Disney Channel musical thing posted nude pics of herself on the net (or someone stole her mobile and posted them instead), it's all the same really...
More Paris Hilton nekkidness...
Britney going starkers...
Meg White lookalike doing amateur porn...
Everyone finally realising that Suicide Girls is actually not great anymore (especially since they fired their best photographer)...
Lots of things to take into consideration...
I narrowed it down and have come up with eleven talented and attractive ladies...
P.S. I tried to make the pictures as PC as possible...

11: Raji Sohal...
This is the only picture I could find of her. It doesn't do her justice. She is a presenter on CBC Radio 3 and a fashion expert. Canadian of course (which helps if you want to get into this list)...


10: Amara Karan...
I saw her in the Darjeeling Limited and she was brilliant in it. This is a still from the movie, she is incredibly pretty, but this is a shitty picture.


09: Jemina Pearl...
Frontwoman of the mighty Be Your Own Pet. She has pretty fucking astonishing vocals and seeing her live is actually better than any of the times I have seen Karen O. Total Punk Princess (did I just say that!?)


08: Vera Farmiga...
Saw her in the fan-fucking-tastic Departed and she stole the show. Boston accents on girls are really hot. Scorsese done good casting her.


07: Megan Good...
Have any of you seen the movie Brick? 1960s film noir set in an American High School. Brilliant little indie/art house film from a first time director. Every scene with her in it, you are glued to the screen.


06: Sash...
Like I said, it's my list so I can choose who I please. This was the most PC pic I could nab of hers, so I know it's not great. She is an alternative model and is stunning. Angelina Jolie's lips don't compete here at all...


05: Alison "VV" Mosshart...
I blogged about her in the post below. Nuff said...


04: Natalie Portman...
I was like not even 9 when she played the 12 year old in Leon. I had a crush on her then and nothing has changed. Oh, and she seems to have the fucking best taste in music...


03: Annie Clark...
I don't think I even knew who she was last year (I'm not a Polyphonic Spree or Sufjan fan). But 2007 was the year Annie Clark stole my heart (and the show from The National in the Olympia)...


02: Maya Arulpragasma...
"Doggin' on the bonnet of your Red Hondaaa" is the lyric of the year from one of the artists of the year who created one of the albums of the year. Kala is a masterpiece and if any of you had bothered to get up close to the front at the Electric Picnic then you would have had the time of your life and not complained about bad sound. She is the shit...


01: Shannyn Sossamon...
Wow, didn't see that one coming.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh God ur blog just gets funnier and funnier by the post. i love iot.

Jack said...

Daaaaang, who the fuck is that Sash chic? We can all see why you like her Pedro!
;)

Pedro said...

Anon - Just wait 'til I hit puberty, then whoever the hell actually reads this blog and the nonsense within it is in for a fucking horrid time.

Jack - I wont even respond to that.

red said...

So I see you are a man of varied and discerning tastes- not sleazy at all.

Pedro said...

Basically all 11 of those share the same traits I go weak for: lips, eyes & collar bones. So not very varied at all unfortunately.
Red, you get an honorary mention for having a very witty blog which makes me laugh (even though I am not supposed to sometimes).

You have to post your list now.
:p

jack said...

Red don't be fooled. These aren't diverse. They're either exotic or arty.

The Major said...

Good choice. And good idea too. I'm a bit jealous i didn't have it first. Oh no wait, i had the same idea, but mademoiselle red threatened to become violent if i ever posted it.

Pedro said...

I have the beauty of being able to get away with stuff like this Major. The girl of my dreams (who just so happens to be my best friend) doesn't read my blog so I can be as juvenile as possible on it and she wont know.

The Major said...

I'm not sure, the girl of your dreams, your best friend, is it a good thing that they are the same person ?

Pedro said...

It's a very very bad thing. But you can't help who you fall for. I'll keep it secret from her for as long as possible (until it becomes troublesome that is)...
Then I'll just blame it on her and do a runner and ruin the entire friendship.
;)

Jack said...

If I knew how to get in contact with her, I'd tell her everything.
Hah!

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