Wednesday, January 9, 2008

2008 reasons why 2008 will rock...



Yeah.Fucking.Right.
Fat chance of me posting that many reasons.
I'll list as many as I can before I get bored/hungry/tired...
Which will probably be after the 15th...

***Floria Sigismondi's first feature-length film will be out (March)...

***Manchester United will do the Treble (May)...!

***Tokyo Police Club's debut album will be released (May)...

***Shannyn Sossamon's band Warpaint will be touring, so I may get to sleep with her (Anywhere, Anytime!)...

***China will fuck up the American's pride more than ever when they beat them in the medal's table at the Olympics (August)...!

***Ana Ivanovic, the best new reason to follow Tennis. Hot-as-fuuuuuck (All year, but mainly Wimbledon)...

***Fresh Cherries From Yakima becoming the best new artist of 2008 (June)...

***Lewis Hamilton VS Fernando Alonso Part II (All formula 1 Season)...

***Singapore will host the first ever night-time Formula 1 race (September 28)...

***QPR spending more money than Chelsea while still playing in the Championship (the entirety of 2008)...

***Glassjaw coming back as a 4-piece and releasing a mammoth album (May hopefully)...

***Our Brother The Native becoming the finest band out of America in recent years (March)...

***Nathalie Portman & Scarlett Johansson will be starring in The Other Boleyn Girl (No fucking idea when. Not arsed about the actual movie. Just staring at them in it)...

***Liquid Football, my Fantasy Football team, climbs the table and finishes in the top 3 (May)...

***A Tale of Two Sisters & The Eye both becoming laughing stocks because the Americans are shit at remakes (Summer)...

***The Kills releasing a stomper of an album and also catching Alison Mosshart live (March)...

***Bret Easton Ellis will be writing the sequel to Less Than Zero (Late 2008)...

***Lunar Park, Ellis's terrifying novel being made into a movie (Late 2008 once again)...

***Tartan Asia Extreme will be releasing the third installment of the Three Extremes franchise (Summer)...

***City & Colour releasing an astonishing follow-up to his debut Sometimes (February)...

***Hopefully at least one of the girls in my Top 11 Of 2007 List will fall in love with me (I'll wait all year if I have to)...

***Dylan Moran touring it up (Unconfirmed Summer-time)...

***American Presidential Campaign turning extremely dirty (today straight through to November)...

***Yours truly will become a fluent-in-French freelance Photographer who travels the world on his skateboard (Keep dreaming Pete)...


I'm slightly bored now with this. I may add more every so often...
Oh no, wait, one more:

***Yours truly will also become an international presenter on CBC Radio 3 (Ummm, August maybe?)...


Here is the reason why we are all going to be fans of Tennis in 2008...

10 comments:

Matt said...

united wont win the treble. C'mon the gooners!!!!

Jack said...

Hahahah. Unfortunately Shannyn Sossamon is waaaaaay out of your league, so you'll get nowhere there buddy.
Yup, I think we will all be keeping a close eye on Tennis in 2008. Murray looks like he is coming good.
Your photography isn't half bad actually P, but you're sloppy on a skateboard. You're already half-way there with the French though.

The Major said...

You've got better taste in women than in football... For your French, I prescribe my blog every second day, you'll see, it will work wonders.

jusk said...

Mankester - no, but Dylan Moran, Scarlett & Nathalie, The Kills, Singapore GP and China Vs USA - Yes x6

Pedro said...

Matt - You fucks were very lucky last night...

Jack - I honestly think with enough alcohol into her, there's a chance Shannyn would want to take things a little further. I'll have you know that I am actually getting much better on my board, although I am thinking about buying a BMX soon...

Major - I would like to think my taste is acquired in all forms. I actually read your blogs in French first and try to translate it before I read the English ones, then I compare and see how I have faired...

Jusk - I am totally fucking excited about Singapore - F1 in the night will be soooooo totally awesome!

Gardenhead said...

can she play ping pong too?

Su said...

More Sultry Pics of Ana here

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